Galavant’s return, and other modernish mythologies

Last year I reviewed the first season of Galavant here, but now you can read the season two reviews over on The Televixen!

I’ve been watching a lot of various Law & Orders over the past month or so, going back to the very first season of the mothership, when it still felt a bit edgy and experimental. The pilot, if you’ve never seen it, is as gritty as the final season was polished, and includes the only instance of onscreen defibrillation on a woman not wearing a bra I’ve ever seen. The funniest thing is how little I remember of individual episodes around very specific moments that are indelibly etched on my brain: Logan punching the councilor, Carmichael’s amazing looks of disdain, Paul Sorvino’s fur hat, Bobby Goren. Also of note: how the tenor of the show’s relationship to NYC changed after 9/11, how McCoy’s hippie liberal attitudes calcified as he aged and his lady ADAs didn’t, Borgia’s egregiously brutal exit, Bobby Goren. There are still about seven hundred seasons left in my rewatch, and at least as many potential write-ups bubbling in the back of my head.

At the other end of the pseudo-medieval spectrum from Galavant:
ROBIN HOOD (2010, movie, Russell Crowe and Cate Blanchett)
To be blunt: if it weren’t for a gifset of Oscar Isaac looking ridiculously attractive as Prince King John, I’d have skipped this movie forever. I’ve poked fun at Crowe’s pretensions but genuinely find him a compelling actor most of the time. I even like his singing! Unfortunately he’s stuck in Full Dour for the duration here and it is boring as hell. No joke, it took almost an hour to watch the first twenty minutes because I kept wandering out of the room. There’s also a cast of roughly seven hundred dudes to every woman allowed to walk and talk at the same time, and by half an hour in I was wondering what fantastical miracles of reproduction they achieved to sustain any European population past the 12th century (Hollywood’s really into medieval mpreg, amirite?).

The movie suffers from a reverse Return of the King right at the outset, with three or four distinctly separate openings that barely hang together. It feels more like the opening scenes from a couple of different miniseries cobbled together with Ye Semi-Olde Englishe Gothice PowerPointe slides outlining key historical context because the movie doesn’t trust itself or the audience enough. And then the movie abandons two-thirds of them so it can wallow in the most boring army camp of all time and introduce a bunch more scheming dudes in another part of the woods! Worse, those abandoned plot threads (the struggles between Prince King John and Eleanor of Aquitaine, along with Cate Blanchett’s fierce Marian) comprise the most interesting parts of the movie. There are also a number of minor moments that would have helped elevate the whole thing for me: the artificiality and fickleness of Richard’s relationship to his soldiers and subjects and vice versa. The approaching-sly insinuations about his sexuality. The strange disguises the men of the greenwood employ that hint at the profound societal divide and the tenuousness of so-called civilization. The mechanics of Marian’s survival in a village abandoned by “able” men and plundered by crown, church, and outlaw. Court intrigues! I would have gladly watched two-plus hours of John’s wife and mistress jockeying for position, John’s nobles rebelling against his self-interest and greed, and John and Eleanor wounding each other with barbed tongues.

Alas, the movie’s biggest flaw, aside from the artless direction and unearned emotional payoffs, is that it thinks we’ll be most interested in Russell Crowe’s impostor Robin and in its attempts at equating 12th century feudal inequities with modern-day American class and power struggles with a decidedly libertarian bent. I mean, the latter is actually super interesting, but this is about the most ineffective treatment of that idea since, oh, Kevin Costner’s Robin Hood. I will thank Russell Crowe’s singing for how much folk music was included in the movie, though. Easily the most enjoyable element of the entire thing.

I’d watch again for Oscar Isaac’s artfully obscured bits, but probably only until my crush on him fades. ★☆☆☆☆

In other unearned emotional payoffs:
THE UNDOING OF A LADY (2009, book / romance, Nicola Cornick)
I jumped into this book without reading any of the previous books in the series and really shouldn’t have. The main couple’s relationship was frustratingly rushed, and the progression of each from strong attraction to realizing they were in love didn’t have much emotional impact for me. The secondary characters kind of blended together (so many couples!) and the resolution of the main mystery (which came out of nowhere! I thought this was a standard can’t-deny-our-urges book when all of a sudden someone was murdered, and then not really investigated) didn’t make sense. I gather from context that most of the story was the culmination of events from a prior book. Still, I read the whole thing and enjoyed quite a bit of it. The town’s charming. I probably won’t try the rest of the series. ★★☆☆☆

And a pleasant surprise!
SUPERSTORE (2015-16, TV / NBC, America Ferrara and Ben Feldman)
Binged the first four episodes of this over the weekend and it’s getting a season pass. Cute, friendly, fun workplace comedy in the vein of The Office, with weirdos galore. Unlike The Office it manages a middle America feel that doesn’t feel gratuitously unkind, though there are some low blows. I’m kind of hoping that the central will-they-won’t-they couple won’t in the short- and long-term. America Ferrara plays a nice twist on the uptight, upright workplace expert; Mark McKinney does the weirdest voice I’ve heard from him since Kids in the Hall; and although I didn’t watch Mad Men, I’m on Tumblr enough to be grateful to this show for letting me look at Ben Feldman without thinking about body horror. ★★★★☆

MORE: the year ahead, and cataloging reviews

If self-improvement is a journey rather than a goal, why reset the starting line every year? Last year was pretty good for me. I would like to be better at various things. I would like to want to be better at various other things. I would like not to be discouraged by examining what I haven’t yet achieved. Nothing does that faster than staring at a list of things of desires and seeing how few can be crossed off.

Last year I kept challenging myself to push through a fear of failure. Like Shonda Rhimes! A year of YES! Because I am vulgar, it was more of a year of FUCK IT LET’S GO.

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Kicking 2015 out the door

It’s a little awkward to return to your blog just to wrap up the year in terms of all the things you could have written here but did elsewhere instead. But here we are! I keep wanting to say that 2015 was the year of starting to get serious about my writing, but that’s not true. This was the year I stopped letting fears of rejection and vulnerability stop me from submitting it to places where people would judge it.

The big news is that I earned my BA in English Literature and New Media this summer from Marylhurst University! Now I am qualified to complain about the job market in an entirely new way :) The experience was wonderful. It’s a very low residency online degree program — two weekends in Portland over the course of a two-year program. I had enough credits coming in to complete the program in a little over a year. It was tough to do with a full-time job and writing on the side, but totally worth every bit of stress along the way. If you’re looking to complete or start an online degree, you should definitely look at Marylhurst (which does not kick me back in any way)!

Speaking of new media, Bossy Britches is still going, though we’re on a hiatus right now. Our first anniversary was in September! We had our first contest — winner will be announced in our next episode — and started the Harry Potter Book Club, which will continue in 2016 and probably beyond given our pace to date.

This weekend I’m putting the final touches on the next Apex Magazine podcast, which marks my first full year as its producer! Not only do I get to experience a great new story each month, I get to try to interpret it as a spoken piece. Still smack in the learning curve on it, but it gives me great insights into both writing and reading as well as performing.

I had my first reprint this year on Bitch Flicks! It was a post I published here about the first season of True Detective and the scourge of sexualized violence and women in television: Reflecting on True Detective’s First Season, a thread that’s tied together so much of my critical thinking and writing this year that it’s become a major theme in my fiction as well. It even got two dudes commenting to tell me “then don’t watch” and “you’re reading it wrong,” so I consider this one a win all the way around.

Earlier this year I started reviewing short fiction for Luna Station Quarterly with a focus on cis/trans women and genderqueer authors of science fiction and fantasy: Beyond the Binary System. I found some wonderful new-to-me writers through that, and am always looking for more (HINT HINT POINT ME AT YOUR FAVES).

The Televixen brought me on this year as a recapper for Fear the Walking Dead and Into the Badlands! In the new year I’ll be covering the triumphant return of Galavant, starting with a recap of the first season that I should probably finish writing.

As part of my coursework for the ELNM degree, I wrote a piece of interactive fiction, which you can play here on my site: Another Day in Seething Bay. It was so much fun to do that I’m working on another using a different game engine for my first game jam on itch.io in January.

I’m still chasing the publication dream for my fiction writing, still racking up those rejections. No physical spike to jab them on, just a Duotrope account and a color-coded spreadsheet. A few of the stories were short-listed but ultimately turned down (with one still pending!), which is the nicest kind of disappointment. One of the stories I’ve had out the longest has gotten some wonderful personal rejections with feedback and encouragement. The non-publication goal for this year was to turn a story back out as soon as it got a rejection, and the biggest lapse I recorded on that front was a story I decided to rework entirely which is still in edits. Everything else was submitted to a new market within a day or two of getting a rejection.

Most of my writing and energy in the last ten years has been devoted to fandom, which I’ve drifted away from in the past few years. I made a concerted effort to engage more this year, which petered out a couple of times, but then Star Wars. That’s probably all that needs said, right? I’m excited about the whole universe of that story in a way I haven’t been in a while. But as rewarding as fandom has been for me, I’m hoping to channel some of that excitement into more critical writing — and a short story or two.

On the whole, 2015 was a better year for writing and creative output than I thought when first sitting down to summarize the highlights! I’m not a big resolutions kind of person, but I’ll be trying some new things in the new year. Who knows, maybe remembering to post here will be one of them!

How to make a summer pun without referencing GREASE

The new fall TV season is bearing down, so it’s well past time to get caught up on all the summer things I meant to do.

First, I’ll be traveling to San Francisco the week of 9/13, and am lucky enough to have some free time to do research for a few in-progress writing projects. If you or anyone you know meets any of the following and would be open to a conversation by phone, email, or in person, please let me know! Comment below or you can leave a message on the contact form here.

  • working on/studying seawall repair
  • familiar with/studying indigenous Pacific cultures’ textiles
  • a clerk, manager, or driver for an MMJ dispensary or delivery service
  • an MMJ patient prior to 2003 OR someone who used cannabis therapeutically before SB 420 in 1996

The Apex Magazine Podcast is now on Patreon! Chuck a buck or two their way and keep these awesome stories coming to you every month.

Fear the Walking Dead getting underway and I’m recapping the collapse (literal and figurative?) over at The Televixen! The first and second episodes are up now, and the show returns to AMC on the 13th. Will it realize its true potential as a vehicle for the kid who plays Tobias, the best character in the whole thing? I’m guessing not, but we’ll see.

After a brief summer hiatus, my speculative fiction short story column, Beyond the Binary System, will be back later this month on Luna Station Quarterly. There was a ton of great new fiction over the summer, and I can’t wait to share some of it with you there.

Thanks to a weird confluence of a summer illness and remembering that Amazon Video is a thing that exists, I fell face-first into a Veronica Mars rewatch, which will be a new semi-regular column eventually. Lots and lots of thoughts about how successful it was as a mystery, as noir, as a high school drama, as an antihero narrative, &c. More to come with that, or possibly just me standing outside Rob Thomas’s office in a downpour with a poster pleading for more VMars novels? Stay tuned!

Another Day in Seething Bay

Officially opening up a new section on the site today: Games! Games written by me!

Title card for 'Another Day in Seething Bay'First (and only) link over there so far is a short interactive fiction game I wrote earlier this year: Another Day in Seething Bay

You’re an office worker named Adanna, who’s going about a totally normal workday on the moon in which nothing at all catastrophic could possibly happen and whose future is 100% completely rosy. Really, nothing to worry about. All your decisions are the right ones!

Except: nope. There’s only one not-unhappy ending in this story. Can you get the good one? Play now »

Writing and programming the game was a fantastic experience. (Choosing where to set your future lunar colony suburbs, transportation, and “old town” is even better, btw.) If you have any interest in creating your own narrative games, I highly recommend Twine. Coding knowledge isn’t necessary; the framework outputs a complete file for you and the interface is mostly WYSIWYG. But if you know HTML, CSS, and/or Javascript, you can do a lot more.

Special thanks to Trevor Dodge, who let me get my sci-fi nerd on for class, and my beta testers: John Vekar, Matt Maynard, Julie Shininger, Bri, and Jess.